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(no subject) [Feb. 13th, 2008|04:09 pm]

hohum
What do you call a charitable cop?

A shariff.
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concerning wordplay and inactive members [Feb. 15th, 2007|11:46 pm]

hohum
darwinpolice: be active, schmuck

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Some of you kinda don't get how this is supposed to work. When someone posts a joke, you're supposed to sorta play off of that joke, and keep it going for as long as you can. Someone picks a theme, from your joke, and goes from there. You post jokes that you make up yourself, not ones that have been passed down through every chain letter in existence.

For example, you might start a post with this awesome joke:

What does a stereo say when you leave the room?

Audios!


I would read this, and I'd laugh and laugh, and then I would reply with a joke in a similar vein:

What do you call a goat that you befriend?

An amigoat.


There are other routes to take from the initial joke, but there you go. Now you get it. You better.
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News for you...tensils [Jan. 24th, 2007|10:08 am]

hohum
What kind of news does a fork deliver?


The forkast.
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I made this one up the other morning [Dec. 11th, 2006|10:46 pm]

diamond_pick
My girlfriend's boobs are so huge that she got breast cancer and the doctor diagnosed it as watermelonoma.
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(no subject) [Nov. 6th, 2006|08:18 am]

jilicious
I made this one up and I'm proud of it.

What do you call a retarded gay guy?


A slow-mo.

:D
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(no subject) [Nov. 6th, 2006|03:10 pm]

robert_johnson
What's crazy, takes lithium and eats male and female eskimos?

A Bi-Polar Bear.
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Pick-up lines [Nov. 6th, 2006|11:52 am]

diamond_pick
Dude: "Hey baby. Are you a veterinarian?"

Chick: "No. Why?"

Dude: "Oh, that's too bad."

(Dude flexes mightily)

Dude: "BECAUSE THESE PYTHONS ARE SICK
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(no subject) [Nov. 5th, 2006|01:06 pm]

jeffrock
What do two lesbians need before they can get married?
Find Out!Collapse )
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The best of second grade humor [Oct. 31st, 2006|10:37 am]

diamond_pick
[mood |Preppin' the old ROOFLCOPTER]

(works best if read aloud)

Q: If Miss Ouri and Miss Issipi wore their New Jersey to the ball, what did Dela Ware?

A: Idaho. Alaska!
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(no subject) [Oct. 24th, 2006|02:42 pm]

hohum
I made this one up about five years ago in one of my algebra classes:

What's a polynomial's favorite super model?

PolyNaomi Campbell.


Which spun off an even more terrible joke:

What's a butt's favorite super model?

Claudoodoo Schiffer.


I crack up to this day.
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